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3 simple steps toward the legalization of same-sex “marriage”

Step 1) Define marriage.
Step 2) Create a word that means the same thing as your definition of the word marriage, and take out the part that says “between a man and a woman”
Step 3) Pass a single law that states, everyone who is married or [created word here] gets all the benefits that married couples [...]

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